In which I fall a little more in love with Ryan Gosling.
I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.
SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole.
I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.
This is never not funny
BEYONCE USED TO BE BLACK?!
THATS REALLY THE PHOTO YOU’RE QUESTIONING HERE????!?!?!!?!?
PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS FAKE SOMEONE PLEASE
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
// Babe you look so cool //
but actually plaid button up shirts with the sleeves rolled to the elbows are universally attractive